Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

** BARACK OBAMA** :
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

** JOHN MC CAIN** :
My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road...

** SARAH PALIN** :
BECAUSE, LORDY-LORDY, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIS SORRY LIBERAL FOUL FANNY FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA !

** HILLARY CLINTON** :
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road.
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in t his country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

** GEORGE W. BUSH** :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

** DICK CHENEY** :
Chicken? Where's my gun?

** COLIN POWELL** :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.

** BILL CLINTON** :
I did not cross the road with that chicken.

** AL GORE** :
I invented the chicken.

** DR. PHIL** :
The problem we have here is this chicken won't realize he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side o f the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting
by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

** OPRAH ** :
I understand the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

** ANDERSON COOPER, CNN ** :
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

** NANCY GRACE ** :
That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

** PAT BUCHANAN ** :
To steal the job of a decent, hard working American.

** DR SEUSS ** :
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed
I've not been told.

** ERNEST HEMINGWAY ** :
To die in the rain, alone.

** JERRY FALWELL ** :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. If you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. Its' plain and as simple.

** GRANDPA ** :
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

** BARBARA WALTERS ** :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell,
for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.

** ARISTOTLE ** :
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

** JOHN LENNON ** :
Imagine...
all the chickens in the world...
crossing roads together...
in peace.

** ALBERT EINSTEIN ** :
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

** COLONEL SANDERS ** :
Damn, did I miss one?

** KEITH OLBERMAN ** :
This is the 2057th day since the declaration
of mission accomplished of the chicken crossing
the road!

** DAVID LETTERMAN ** :
Here is tonight's Top Ten list of why
the chicken crossed the road.



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